I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman crot in a porn nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokep I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as bokep genuine intimacy. And crot bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian crot hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly bokep confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, crot so they bokep could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks bokeh in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokep Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they memek described as 'copulatory bokep bokeh vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so bokep to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain porn kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If bokep you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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